Relationships are based on trust. Trust is based on what you do. Women love to tell you actions speak louder than words. Men will tell you that women say this because communication just does not end up working for them very well. Not to say that is completely their fault. Yes, signals to get crossed but we men are to blame too. We at times do not take the time to decipher the intricate code of a womans speech. We hear a woman say 'yes' and mean 'no', or say 'no' but really mean 'yes'. When it comes to understanding the language of women we all could use some help. This is my gift to you.
[I] I Love You
This is the most to the point as women can get. If a women says they love you. They mean it. They don't play games with those magic three words.
[II] How Is Your Girlfriend?
Women never ever care about the other woman. If she is your platonic friend asking this question what she really means is, "When are you two breaking up?" If its your girlfriend asking this question what she really means is, "I don't like you hanging out with your female friend. Stop it so I don't have to ask this question again."
[III] It's Cool
If during a discussion or disagreement a women tells you "it's cool" you need to stop what you are doing and apologize. Why? Well she is done with what you had to say. Credibility is out the door. She has made up her mind. She is not really calm. She is just over it.
[IV] Excuse Me?
What she really meant is What the hell did you just say to me? This is like a warning shot in the air. She didn't like it and wants an explanation why you said it now, this very moment!
[V] Of Course I Miss You
Listen, if you have to ask then the answer is no. If she gives you this answer she just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
[VI] Nevermind, Forget It
What she really means is Its on my mind now and I am not forgetting it. You should be thinking of what you did wrong or what she thinks you did wrong and how to fix it.
[VII] I Didn't Hear My Phone or I'm going to sleep now
What she really means is that she does not want to speak with you. She looked at the caller ID saw it was you and just did not want to answer. Other side of that is she knows you will keep calling so she said she is going to sleep. If you know she never sleeps this early. Red Flag: what is really going on is either you did something wrong or she is doing something wrong.
[VIII] I'm Done
What she really means is I'm not done with you just yet but you are pushing it. She just wants you to shape up and do your part to make the relationship work.
[IX] I don't want a relationship right now
Most women do not like to be single. Truth be told men don't either. So if this statement is said. What is really meant is I've had too many bad experiences and the last person was just horrible. You could be their clone for all I know. I am not trying to get hurt again. Yeah all that fits into 'I don't want a relationship right now.
[X] I'll Be Ready In Few Minutes
What she really means is I'll be at least an hour.
[XI] I'm A Free Spirit
What she means is I'm promiscuous and proud of it AKA a hoe.
[XII] Who Is She?
What she really means is "I have Googled her, checked her Facebook, looked at her resume on LinkedIn, read her twitter post and know she is more than just a co-worker. Y'all friends. So don't you dare say you don't know her or you're old friends from undergrad." Don't lie to her. I mean if your cheating then you are caught anyway, just come clean. If this is just a platonic friend you might want to introduce the two or get rid of her. Clearly your girlfriend/wife is intimidated by her.
[XIII] It's Complicated
What she really means is 'I have someone in my life that I can't let go. Now this does not mean she is cheating on him. It just means she has not let him go yet.
[XIV] You Make The Plans or what are you planing tonight?
What she really means is "You better take me out somewhere nice. I'm not talking Red lobster no chain restaurants."
[XV] Fine
What she really means is I don't want to talk about this anymore. You are not getting it.
[XVI] Nothing
What she means is everything is wrong and it is your fault right now. Fix it ASAP.
[XVII] Go ahead
What she means is no or else. Can I go to the bar with the fellas tonight since we have no plans? She says go ahead. Don't do it.
[XVIII] No you call me
What she really means is Be a man and ask for my number. I don't want yours.
[XIX] He's just a friend
I think Biz Markie covered this already. But if you missed it what she really means is He is your replacement in case you mess up. We are just friends now but you just watch your step mister. *NOTE: May also be her friend with benefits. If this is new friend this should be a red flag.
[XX] When Are We Hanging Out?
What she really means is "I am ready and want to sleep with you. When can you make this happen?"
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